I looked it up on WebMD and it totally calmed me down.– No one, ever. (via jeremywilliam)
Things I say while driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
Me: Oh, they're cute.
theelectricrose: 5aug: white-decay: BOO YOUR ICON WH A WHAT THE FUCK.
I knew I would end up not being able to sleep. Time to paint :P I would totally screw around with some gouache and watercolor while I’m awake but I can’t remember where I put them x___x Alas. I’ll have to look tomorrow. Stuck with acrylics for right now.
I'd be pissed...
clientsfromhell: Client: I need this translated from English by Monday. Me: Are you ok with the price per page? Client: Yes. Me: Are you OK with the number of pages? Client: Yes. On Monday… Me: Here is the document translated. That would be 200 euros. Client: Oh, I thought it would be 30 or 40 euros. You just keep the document I don’t have that much money. Thus the importance of...
THE KORRA SEASON FINALE. OMG.
OMG. JUST. NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA [[MORE]] HOLY FUCK. JUST. A;LSKDJF;SOWEAJ;EOQKJF S AMAAAAAAZING. The end felt a little rushed. BUT STILL AMAZING. But…NAUGHTY MAKO. DID YOU EVEN PROPERLY BREAK UP WITH ASAMI YET? It’s okay to be confused, just try not to be a douche about it. Feel bad for Asami with her dad and whatnot though D: AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWESOME...
Guh I should really draw.
I get so lazy/depressed/hot/bored during the summer I just don’t feel like it. PLEH. MOTIVATION WHERE ARE YOU?
So I was driving home the other day and we passed...
The Black Cat Fireworks logo looks a LOT like Insanity Wolf. This pleases me.
Despite my contempt for religion, I really do love...
I’m watching Prince of Egypt right now and it really just never gets old. Part of the reason I love it so much is because I grew up with it. My mom liked to watch The Ten Commandments every Easter when it was on TV so I usually watched it with her. It’s hard for me to watch now because of how fucking white the cast is. I remember watching Prince of Egypt on a computer with my brother...
FUCK THE WATER TEMPLE.
JUST. A;DSKFJ;DKASJ;EWI I was like ohhh this’ll be okay, it was hard when I was eight but I can totally do this now. NOPE. STUCK ALREADY.
Maybe you should've thought ahead
clientsfromhell: Client: Yeah, we’re not paying for this. Me: Why not? I’ve spent three weeks on this. Client: Because we can just use the sample you sent us. Think ahead next time. Me: But it has the words ‘sample’ across it and it’s four times too small. Client: Ah. Crap. We need you to send us the final version then. Me: After I receive payment, sure. Client: Is that really...
uhvatar: I don’t know what I’m going to do with myself after next weekend…
Guys, I miss my kitty :'(
I keep expecting her to be waiting at the front door when we come home or jumping on the bed in the morning and meowing at me. …I need another cat to soothe the pain ;_;
This was the best cat ever :(
I had to put my cat Emma down tonight, and I am very upset to say the least. I’ve had her since I was six years old. My mom and I went down to the vet because they’d found some kitties on the side of the road they were trying to get adopted. I sat down on a chair and this kitty jumped right up on me and licked my hand. She was so sweet. We took her home right after that. She was such a...
Just watched today's episode of LoK
OOMMMMGGGGG ALL THE FEELS. [[MORE]] So glad they finally put all those flashbacks together with sound xD (I will have to rewatch when Nickelodeon posts the video on their website cause the quality of the one I watched was shit) AND FDSLKJFA;SDKJFK God I was so hoping that Katara was gonna show up and bloodbend that guy D: AND JUST BLAJD;FKSJDAR;OEIJ I NEED MOAAAARRRR Feeling bad for Asami D:...
theelectricrose: shadow-purple: ippon-datara: pokemallow: if you can blood bend can you give people boners?
I keep having such weird dreams.
The other day I had a dream I was fighting off these zombie vampires in this dark, dingy weather. More zombie than vampire. Their jaws were falling off and I think they had a finite time to be “alive.” I was trying to run away and I ended up going through a swimming pool and one of them dropped some of their blood into the pool to infect me and I had some open cuts so I turned into one...
GUYS. GUYS. HEY GUYS. MY BOYFRIEND'S BOOK IS OUT.... →